Stranger than fiction..

here's my comedy/ tragedy list:



comedy: Flying eraser leaves my nose bleeding and bruised

comedy: I don't have enough sweaters to keep warm Mississippi

comedy: spilled coffee in new laptop 10 minutes after registering for my warranty

tragedy: flip phone no longer wants to flip,and is breaking

tragedy: stuttered while scripture reading in front of the whole congregation

comedy: blue gatorade substituted as "the blood of Christ" during communion last week.

tragedy: there are too many lindas on the coast. everyone is asking me to change my name to something less confusing. (what less confusing than my name?)

tragedy: my name is too easy to use in pick-up lines in spanish. and I work with lots of spanish speaking males.

comedy: I watch football on saturdays, sunday, mondays and sometimes thursdays.

tragedy: I root for the redskins.

tragedy: portis broke his right hand! and I miss jason campbell.

comedy: ten smoke alarms went off last night when we finally turned the heat on

comedy: the water smells like eggs, on the whole coast!

tragedy: volunteers keep using my expensive face wash as hand soap