once upon i time the lovely princess Linda had dental insurance, and at that time a wonderful saint of a dentist "Dr. Kevin" (because he's cool and laid back), he put in a fancy and expensive filling her front tooth. and she loved it because it was magical and could not be seen.
one terrible day, in the dark and stormy land of Mississippi (TODAY!) it fell out!
than the princess, who was working on the coast that has had most of it's medical infrastructure washed away, attempted to call a dentist who would take her fairly soon...
without a crystal ball to guide her the princess called 23 dentist while trying to work at her desk, (23!) before she found one that would take her, with no insurance..and not exactly this week, but next Monday.
the fairy god-dental assistant who made the princess an appointment instructed her to "not chew any food" until her appointment, and to stay away from anything too hot or too cold, as if the princess were really Goldilocks!
the princess regretted that the last filling had not been made of gold, for at least than she would've melted it down to pay for her upcoming visit...
and she missed her life in the magical kingdom of California, land of dental insurance and sunshine!
do you think the tooth fairy gives credit for old fillings??
Okay. that's gross, sorry i asked...
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oh buddy! sorry to hear about this misfortune in the land of unhappy-teeth. if it helps at all, my dad pretended he was the tooth fairy once--i could ask him to come to your rescue????
ReplyDelete:( Im sorry!! That is horrible .. but it's funny b/c I'm going through the exact same thing! Except I guess in the magical kingdom of California, land of dental insurance and sunshine... :-/
ReplyDeleteAnyways, I finally did the post on NOLA so check it ou!